Okay, okay. I like to think I am as progressive and hip as the next single girl and the other day I did write the guide for guys to interpret exactly what we as women mean when we say things. So I think I would be remiss if I didn’t write the same guide for girls like me. I am clueless to manspeak, but I have picked up a few things in the years I’ve dated. Shouldn’t we be allowed to know what THEY mean too? Being a nice docile Lil Cao, I researched far and wide and compiled a little list for us singles standing here flummoxed every time he opens his mouth. SO without further adieu:
I am hungry…………………………I am hungry (but then even the dog can manage to get this one across clearly)
Nice dress …………………………Nice cleavage
I love you………………………… Lets have sex now
I am bored ……………………….. Do you want to have sex?
May I take you to dinner? ………….. I’d like to have sex with you (I find this to be the meaning of about 97.36% of what men say actually)
Woman Driver ……………………… Someone who doesn’t speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures while driving
It would take too long to explain …… I have no clue how it works, its magic
Thats interesting dear …………….. Will this woman ever stop talking?
You look terrific! …………………. Please Lord let her be done trying on outfits.. I’m starving
I missed you ……………………… The dog ran off, the children are starving and I can’t find a clean shirt
As you know, crosses heart, all the above is said in gest, of course. I guess. Well Kinda. Naw not really, it’s one of the reasons I am undateable.
Outfit:
Dress: *SoliDea FoliEs*, Venere **NEW**
Hat: *Lode*, Spring Mess
Earrings: By Jake, 99a Lie Liquid Gold earring **Season of Couture**
Poses: Lib Descent
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AH AHA AHAHAH, ok well I’m bored, im mean hugry. LOL Your heads on backwards again… Your interpritation of manspeak is close. Sometimes we really are bored. “Nice dress” can also mean nice, legs, not to be comfused with ” I like your shoes” which means: Oh I love those knee highs.
Cheers.
B.
lol I have a stork neck, its not backwards. 😉
Lol ok thanks can storks turn their heads all the way around too.
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Lol…yet another post to forward to my husband…btw he thoroughly endorsed the other one 😛 <3<3
hehe so Glad I can help! 😀
ROFL!
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I’ve seen many versions of these in the past, and they still bring a chuckle when I read. I have some very good male friends who have often shared that men really are quite simple and most often speak exactly what they mean. Though I like your version for laughs.
yes they are simple at times, which works really well with out complexity!;)
Don’t forget, “My shoulders are narrow………your butt looks fat” 😉
hahaha drat! Left one off! =D
Fantastic Cao and so true, many men are like that but it is also a kind of humor who flatter our feminity…….
very wise and very true Rea! :*
Made me laugh, but oh so true.
Oh know right? 😀
The last one on ‘I missed you’ made me laugh. So that is what they mean:) lol. The dress here looks elegant and beautiful, especially for summer. Liquid gold earring, with light green shades?
Yes i loved how dainty and feminine they are. Thank you! 🙂