It’s kind of a Funny Story

See? I’m not making it up, this dark ray of sunshine has been sitting on me all day >.<

Today has been an emotional roller coaster of a day. I awoke this morning to pain so I grabbed a heating pad and went back to bed for an hour. On the way to work I had a disagreement of sorts with Jay, well ‘ell, I can’t even call it a disagreement, he even fights perfectly, I am the one who ends up looking a mess and wallowing in the mud, and then work cleans my clock. Repeatedly. What do I do when this happens? Why daydream, of course! So I am sitting here trying to figure out what I’d rather be doing, racking my brain and I can’t come up with a thing. Well, I gotta tell you, I love technology, who needs to break brain cells when you can find it on the Internet? I opened up google with its handy autofill feature, I mean, who doesn’t in a crisis, right? Voila, the day is solved.. It works better than that damn gypsy tarot card machine down at the amusement park.

As you can see, google works better than any palm reader I’ve ever met because I could probably have done any of these things today. I could have said feck work and left the country, do the smart thing and find a plan B, head to the pharmacy to purchase birth control (because lets face it, the man is perfect) or did the more typical Cao move of ditching Mr. Jay Perfect and scarfing down a bag of “Chicken and Waffle” Lays potato chips. Seriously thats a flavor? Where have I been?

Bet ya thought I was going to get the birth control didn’t ya?? Got my passport in my bag and I’m out of here. Muh Little Dragon gave me it, xo her

Take from? Yeah even after that ridiculous blog post there is. If you give it a chance, life can really beat you up. If you give it a chance.. When you feel your day careening out of control, take a minute to stop and regroup. Be still and look around, there is a lot of humor going on all around you. And trust me, dimes to donuts, if you think your day is going bad there is someone out there whose day makes yours look like a cakewalk. Personally, I am just glad I’m not THAT guy. Aren’t You? I hope your day was groovy, I honestly do.

Outfit:
Hair: Maitreya, Lotte
Hat: LaGyo, Hilda **Gacha**
Necklace: Mandala, Kabuki
Dress: LivGlam LG Boutique, Adrianna Summer **NEW**
Backpack: Tee*fy, Leathermade Goat Head backpack Vintage **Gacha**