Things Are About to Change, I Can Feel it.

Things Are About to Change, I Can Feel it.Photo by: Skip Staheli

I haven’t been to my parents house in a few weeks. Actually, not since I stayed over the weekend the last week in August so my mum could get away for a few nights at the beach. Like little children, at times, they exhaust me. My mum especially. But, well, dutiful daughter and all, I know I will have to spend some time with them this weekend. My mom just makes me crazy is all. She’s still hiding bridal magazines in obvious places here and there, dropping hints like hand grenades as the day wears on. I half think she’s the reason I’ve never wanted to get married. It’s hard to explain, I’ve just had a lifetime of mom-isms at this point and it’s going to take a very special fellow to put up with both me AND my mum.

How can a five foot nothing bundle of energy instill such terror in mere mortals you ask? ‘Ell if I know, but I do know when she threatens the stinkeye, she has me running for cover. Don’t get me wrong, other than my more obvious neurotic moments, she’s done a stand up job with raising me. Always reminding me of the important things like “don’t change boyfriends like you change shirts,” and “girls shouldn’t fight in the morning because it messes up their hair for the rest of the day. If you get in a fight, do it in the afternoon so you’re hair doesn’t look like hell all day” Heck, on most days she was even concerned for my well-being, always warning to not stand to close to the TV or I’d go blind and to leave the kitchen when the microwave was on so I wouldn’t get radiation poisoning. Hey, I can’t make this crap up. The last time we were talking she was going on and on how I needed to settle down with one man, which as you know, isn’t high on my “Cao’s todo” list, and she actually looked me in the eye and said, “Cao, a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.” I paused a second and replied, “Um, mum. Doesn’t that kind of agree with MY point?” to which she answered, “well, you know what I mean, the other way around then. I always mix those sayings up.”

Take from? Moms? We all have them in some form or another, just be thankful you probably have one more normal than mine. No, I mean just be thankful for them, because good or bad they mean well. Well most of them do. I know, you are thinking what I terrible daughter I am about now. But I’m feeling ungrateful. Last night when I called to check up on my mum and dad I casually mentioned there was something I had been meaning to tell her, “I’ve been blogging for about two years now,” to which she replied “Why didn’t you tell me sooner?” I answered,”well mom, I kinda blog yucky stuff like the time I gave my vibrator to Good Will by accident and other weird stuff like my sex life.” to which, without missing a beat she shot back, “How do you blog that? You don’t have one.” Seems even moms have to be the comedian. Y’all have a great weekend!

4 thoughts on “Things Are About to Change, I Can Feel it.

  1. Such a beautiful capture of you Cao, Breathtaking actually. Yes,we have to be thankful for Moms. Mine is not usually pushing me to do anything. As a matter of fact the older she gets the more I feel like I am filling the shoes that she is supposed to be wearing. I believe for the last 10 years or so I am in teaching mode, a little role reversal. My mom was never really encouraged to learn social skills, So as a good daughter I help her as much as I can from several states away. I try very hard to be patient with her, because I know that even though she is far away she is still here with us. I won’t always be able to say that. My point is, I know just by what you say and how you say it that you cherish your little five foot nothin ball of fire. Hugs Beautiful and thank you for the art as well as the chuckles I got from reading you today>

  2. Ha, your a hoot tonight, mum sounds feisty daughter like mother. I remember them bob was taken to the drop off. Was a sad day for all. Cheers Cao. Have a lovely weekend 😉
    Always
    Benjamin

  3. Moms are the most amazing creatures, making us feel like we do nothing – and everything – wrong at the same time. I miss mine so much – she was the kindest, gentlest person ever, but all it took was one look from her to know I had disappointed her in some way. No spanking or other punishment required.

    And yes, she did a wonderful job of raising her lil Cao ♥

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