Go Ask Alice

“If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.” ~ Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

Following a Different Drummer

“One of the greatest regrets in life is being what others would want you to be, rather than being yourself.” ~ Shannon L. Alder

Steady

“A ship is safe in harbor, but that’s not what ships are for.” ~William Shedd

Folk Couture

 

 

I wanted to give a woman comfortable clothes that would flow with her body. A woman is closest to being naked when she is well-dressed ~ Coco Chanel

Mingling with the Paparazzi

The paparazzi stuff is a little weird. I used to leave the house in my pajamas. I can’t do that anymore, but I’m not complaining! ~Pixie Lott

Oktoberfest

An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.-Unknown-

Fruit of the Loom

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me ~Rodney Dangerfield

Erotica

Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It’s the difference between using a feather and using a chicken. ~ Terry Pratchett, Eric

Foe-Jay Fur

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. ~Alexei Sayle